I am not above shameless self-promotion

Particularly if it involves contests. Here be a link to a website that might be even more obsessed about stationery products than me: Black Cover, which looks at alternatives to the Moleskine notebook (among other things, including the Moleskine itself).  They're running a contest: write a brief entry about the website, then post the link to said entry on Black Cover's comments section. Random winner gets a Rhodia "Webnotebook." 

I hate doing laundry.