[It is a lovely Sunday in August. Kate and her mother are sitting on the deck, talking about whether a distant ancestor was arrested for failure to pay back taxes, or for dressing up like Guy Fawkes one too many times].
MomKate: Well, they never formally charged him but after the house was seized, his wife and children boarded the MayFlower and—oh, for God's sake!
Kate: What?!
MomKate: The %#@^^ squirrels are now eating through the fence too!
Kate: I've been saying for years that Nature sucks but no one listened to me.
MomKate: Where's that flamethrower?
Aaaand...scene!
32 minutes ago
I think you all need your own reality show :-)
ReplyDeletePlease tell your mom that she has just been awarded 5,000 Cool Points. :)
ReplyDelete- Gina