(You've established your geekiness, Kate. Move on--Kate)
I've been toying with the idea of going back to my grade-school nickname of "Katy." In a weird twist of fate, I never knew another "Kathryn" in grade school, high school, and college. Not until my second "real job" did I start running into other "Kathryns." I knew plenty of "Katherines," "Catherines," Kaitlyns," etc.—and therefore, plenty of "Katies" and "Kates." But I was the only "Katy."
In high school, I started going by my family nickname of "Kassie" (boring story about why someone named "Kathryn" was nicknamed "Kassie") partly because I was tired of being lost in a sea of "Katy/Katies" and partly because from sixth through eighth grade, I also had to endure being called "Katy-Cat."
There's nothing wrong with the name "Kat" (or "Cat"). Hurray for people named "Kat/Cat." What drove me nuts was:
- I wasn't being called "Katy-Cat" or "Kat" (like the cranky girl in 10 Things I Hate About You). No, I was being called "Katy-Cat rrow!"
- You know, like a real cat.
- All the time for three goddamn years
Look, I know it's a stupid thing to still remember after all these years. But when you're an awkward pre-teen who's extremely insecure about everything, and your classmates decide to assign this one attribute to you and then run it into the ground, you get a little touchy about it.
And that is why I tell people, I will respond to any nickname you give me except "Kat" or "Katy-K(C)at." God help you if you choose that moniker.
"But Kate, aren't you being a little silly about this?"
Perhaps. I'm the first to admit that I'm generally not a straight-up bitch about things. Except for this.
Hi, my name's Katy. What's yours?
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